Friday, October 16, 2009

The Smoking Duck~

This duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Smoking allowed in this bar?"
The bartender says no, and the duck leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Smoking allowed in this bar?" The bartender again says no, and the duck leaves.

Two days later the duck returns walks up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Smoking allowed in this bar?"

The bartender, losing his patience, screams at the duck,
"I told you duck, Smoking's NOT allowed in this bar! and if you ask me again I will nail your feet to the floor!!"

The duck looked startled and leaves.
Two days later the duck returns walks up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any nails?"
The bartender replied, "No," and the duck said, "Good! Can I smoke in here?"

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